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Post by SeanB on Sat Nov 22, 2008 5:39 am

Ok, given that basically no one listens to me when I rant, I'm going to just post them all here so you can all read them if you want.

Rant One. Posted - Saturday, 22 November 2008. 11:35pm.

Ok, today I noticed something. I was sitting on the couch watching the Saturday morning news and something about bad drivers came up. For nearly 20 minutes, some old guy basically abused teenage drivers! Wanna know something? All the bad drivers I've ever seen are old people! The drive WAAAAAY too slow and they think, because they're our "elders" they can disobey certain road rules. Take the other day, for example, my dad and I were driving home from school (it was raining so I asked for a lift) and we stopped at a red light, all was well until some little old lady has beeped at us and, with the light still red, sped through the traffic. I've never seen a teenage driver do that... There have been so many times like this one, where an older driver has disobeyed road rules. A lot more than teenage drivers. ~Sean~
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Post by SeanB on Tue Nov 25, 2008 10:01 pm

Rant Two. Posted - Wednesday, 26 November. 4:00pm.

Ok, this probably isn't really a rant, its more of a small discussion. My friend, Matt, and I randomly went off at each other today, which is something we hardly do, so it was for a good reason. Matt thinks its GOOD that in the newest James Bond, Quantum of Solace, he doesn't say the classic line of "The names Bond. James Bond." Which really got me going. Anyway, think about the movies, whether they be from Peirce Brosden or Sean Connery, doesn't he say the line in every movie? I mean, come on! Its, like, HIS LINE. Its how we recognise Bond and how we think "oh yeah, I know him". I believe its an OUTRAGE that he doesn't say it! Anyway, what do you think? Do you think its good or bad? Well, I believe whether it is good or not remains to be seen, I'll be seeing the movie in 2 days and thats when I will decide, what about you?
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Post by MinekaC on Fri Nov 28, 2008 12:53 pm

1. This isn't live journal.
2. I do not count the two latest "james bond" films to be Bond films. Why? Three reasons
- The man replacing Brosnan looks OLDER then Brosnan. Wtf? you're supposed to replace them with someone YOUNGER
- In Casino Royale, there were no dancing girls in the opening credits. Nor did he order the proper drink. Obviously this was not the correct Bond movie. PS- Wtf was with the difibulator???? Since when does Bond need a first aide kit?!
- The man is Blond. You will notice the best blondes have black hair. The lighter the Bonds hair, the worse he is. Evidently, since this Bond is blond, he sucks. Rule of the hair.

And who the hell becomes a double O, at his advanced age?!?!?!!?! I'm sorry. The current "Bond" does not deserve the title. Get someone new! I know Broccolli died, and his daughter took over. Honey, I'm FEMALE, and I KNOW that the Bond films have a certain criteria, stop yer shirt of trying to make it more "woman" friendly. It's BOND! We don't want woman rights, you can have a bit, but stop shoving it down out throats! Bond is about explosions, sleeping around, and being a british snob. It's worked for decades, literally. Don't fuck with the formula!

God I hate the new Bonds. I hear the Solace is supposed to be decent. So I'll watch it, but I do not expect to be impressed.

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Post by SeanB on Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:39 pm

Mineka. I think I love you. Surprised
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Post by Cent Comm NTCS on Sat Dec 06, 2008 5:33 pm

*agrees with mina* the last movies are NOT bond... period. Ian fleming would be doing "qauntum" rotations of sheer anger over what they have turned his best charcter into .. thats not jumping the shark.. thats going into lightspeed X 1000 over the shark and dbling back to make sure you ran it over for good mesure .. whats next .. Transformers vs james bond???? might as well.. * will NOT be watching the new flick .. *
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Post by MinekaC on Sun Dec 07, 2008 6:27 pm

"What the hell was that?"
"James Bond Quantom of Solace...."
"They've gone to plaid!"

"We passed them! Stop this thing!"
"We can't stop, it's to dangerous! We have to slow down first!"
"Bull shit! Just stop this thing! I ORDER YOU!"

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Post by Guest on Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:25 pm

I also agree, Casino Royal and Quantom of Solace do not fit the James Bond profile as discribed by the creator, Ian Flemming. I think the trend of these movies is simply to appeal to the young, modern moviegoer who wants to see nothing but shoot-em-up and gore laden car chases and fist fights.

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